The Longest Road Out is the road trip of a lifetime. Driving it gave us, without doubt, some of our favourite memories: from sampling succulent oysters on a sun-drenched Guernsey beach, to seeing our trusty Morgan hoisted onto a ferry bound for the archipelago’s most remote inhabited island, to traversing some of Ireland’s most precarious mountain passes in stormy weather – the list goes on. Truly, there are few things more exciting than experiential exploration.
Planning the expedition was almost as thrilling, though. We spent countless evenings scrutinising old maps in our neighbourhood pub, went on field trips to reconnoitre, and immersed ourselves in the stories of intrepid motorists who’d roamed the backroads before us. Every bit of planning brought us closer to the start of our adventure.
Now, to help you plan your own superlative road trip, we’ve written this handbook as an accompaniment to our travelogue, route map, and digital navigation tool. Based on a decade of rigorous research, three years of fervent planning, and lessons learned during a hundred incredible days on the road, it’ll take you from the drawing board to the road in just a fraction of the time it took us.
As with the rest of our concept, this handbook is divided into three parts: inspiration, organisation, and navigation. The advice and information in each chapter will help you decide which part of the route is right for you, how much money you’ll need, which bits of your itinerary you’ll need to book and in what order, what sort of items you should pack, and how to navigate Britain and Ireland’s scenic backroads.
Start your journey in a comfortable armchair. Brew yourself a cup of steaming, milky tea or pour yourself a heart-warming dram. The route is rather extensive – it’d take you roughly half a year to drive it all in one go – so the first part of planning your own trip is determining which parts of it suit you best. That way, as opposed to seeing all of it superficially, you’ll return home with better and more personal stories. Of course, you could just throw a dart at our custom-made route map and be done with it, but we recommend you opt for a slightly more attentive approach. It’s best to start this phase at least six months before the start of your trip, if you’ve set a date already, or sooner.
First, read our travelogue, which will acquaint you with the route and our way of travel. In it, we trace our 100-day motoring expedition through Britain and Ireland. We’ve curated some of our fondest memories and captured them through engaging anecdotes, inspiring interviews, and captivating photographs taken en route. Let our stories fuel your aspirations.
Then, consider what type of experience you’re looking for. Perhaps you’re someone who prefers to tour at a leisurely pace, stopping often. Or maybe you’re an avid motorist looking for wild and invigorating drives. It’s important you pinpoint this before contemplating where you’d like to go, or you’ll inevitably be drawn toward more prosaic places. By putting experiences first, you’ll be more open to places you hadn’t considered before – and that’s what The Longest Road Out is about.
Once you’ve decided which experiences you’re after, unfold our route map onto a table or pin it to a wall. Do further research and jot all the things you like down on the map – perhaps use pencils so you can remove anything superfluous later. You’ll find that over time, as you add more points of interest, clusters will start to form. Based on these, you can see which regions – and, consequently, which parts of the route – you’re most drawn to. Compare these clusters to see which ones best overlap with your preferred types of motoring.
Furthermore, there’s the time of year. Of course, as any motoring enthusiast will impress on you, you can have a phenomenal road trip in any kind of weather – provided your car’s got a roof. But as the seasons do have a major impact on what your trip will be like, we recommend you take a moment to work out when the right time for you to travel is, or which parts of the route are best for the months in which you intend to undertake your expedition. Again, link your findings to the clusters on the map and your preferred experiences and then, once you’ve weighed your options, pick whichever part of the route you like best.
Once you’ve decided on which part of Britain and/or Ireland you’re going to explore, you’ll just need to assess what it’ll cost you. Perhaps you want to know how far your current savings can take you, or how much more you need to save for your perfect road trip. On our route map, there are arrows to help you work out the number of days required – and subsequently you can calculate how much it’ll all cost. Do note that if travelling to remote islands you’ll need to add a day or two more, to err on the side of caution as ferries and aircraft may be delayed. Note that there will be flexible costs (such as accommodation, provisions, vehicle hire) but also fixed costs (such as flights, ferries)
Having developed a solid framework for your road trip of a lifetime, you can begin to work on your itinerary. We recommend you start this phase about five months before your planned start date, and if all goes well you should have it finished about two months before. During this phase you’ll find our map particularly useful: use the front to further visualise your trip – adding hotels you want to stay at, sights you want to see, roads you want to drive – and use the back to structure the organisation process. One tip: plan to drive just after sunrise and just before sunset, during dinner time. It’ll be quiet on the road and the low light will cast long shadows, which make for breath-taking photographs.
Start with the essentials and do so as soon as you can. First, book your transport to and from Britain and/or Ireland (either flights, ferries, or the train) if you don’t live there and arrange a visa if required. Please note that as Britain has left the European Union, requirements have changed and we recommend you consult government websites carefully to see which documents you need. Next, you should hire a vehicle if you’re not bringing your own (you may need an international driving licence). For an optimal experience we wholeheartedly recommend you drive at least part of the route in a Morgan, like we did: there are few cars more suitable for sophisticated backroad touring. Alternatively, you can hire a vehicle at any reputable rental company in advance, to pick up at your point of arrival. After this, make reservations for domestic ferry crossings if your route includes any (they may ask for your vehicle details) – our route map indicates the ones that require booking in advance.
With all that sorted, you can ease up a little. The next task in building your itinerary is finding and booking accommodation. Take your time to get this right, as it’s an important aspect of your road trip experience. To facilitate exploration and chance encounters, you may like to leave some nights unbooked, and instead find something on the day. Often this works (look for signs saying ‘vacancies’) but be aware that in the high season or in voguish areas it can be nigh impossible to find something. We strongly recommend you do book accommodation in the more remote areas or on outlying islands as soon as possible – there’s usually not much and you don’t want to be left with nowhere to stay! Also make sure to book unique or exclusive places early as these will get booked up almost any time of year as well. Whenever you book accommodation, try to do so through their own websites and, every so often, stay in the same place for two nights. This way, you’ll benefit your hosts and the local economy, and you’ll have more time to appreciate the area you’re in.
Complete your itinerary by adding attractions and points of interest, if preferred. Make sure to make arrangements for any tours you really want to go on – especially if they’re exclusive ones such as those to Skellig Michael or St Kilda – as these can book out months in advance. For others, you can just show up on the day or phone a few days beforehand to see if you can tag along. Attractions don’t generally require booking unless there’s a special exhibition or similar. For the most part, we suggest you leave this this bit of the itinerary blank: we’ve found it’s much more gratifying to discover sights along the way. After all, The Longest Road Out is all about exploration and personal memories. If you do add sights to your itinerary, plan to see only one thing each day so that you can explore it properly and so there’s ample time left to detour. You’ll find more information on places you can stop at along the way in the next chapter.
With your itinerary settled, you should have a bit of time left before the start of your road trip. Use it to arrange appropriate insurance if you haven’t already, and read up on local customs and traditions and learn a bit of the local lingo (as there are other languages than English spoken in parts of Britain and Ireland). And, of course, make sure to write up a comprehensive packing list as there’s only so much space for luggage.
Just before your trip begins, there should be only a few things left to do, and one of those is to make sure you have suitable navigation tools, both analogue and digital. To ensure you can easily keep to the route and don’t get lost (we did, a few times), and to allow you to digitise your itinerary, we have fine-tuned our route and converted it into a lightweight GPX track. Download it through our website and transfer it to your smartphone or navigation device to drive the route.
Don’t start your engine just yet, though. Take some time to acquaint yourself with the etiquette for backroad driving. Britain and Ireland’s scenic singletrack roads make for great touring, but they can be testing for those not used to driving them. More than once during our 100-day expedition, we came across some travellers who were out of their depth, and who consequently got themselves (or us) into unfortunate situations. Granted, those situations eventually made for good stories – read about them in our travelogue – but things could just as easily have been worse! So, study the information below thoroughly and consult the Highway Code if needed. If you need a quick recap, you’ll find some diagrams detailing important manoeuvres on the back of the route map.
Then, all there’s left to do is hit the road and make unforgettable memories. Along the way, there are innumerable sights to see, compelling things to try, and delectable foods to sample. When stocking up on provisions, avoid the supermarkets and support local communities. Stop and ask around locally to find out what’s on and when and learn about off-the-beaten-track attractions. Immerse yourself and savour it all, but always remember you’re a guest and behave responsibly: take your trash home with you, don’t disturb animals or people, don’t trespass, don’t light fires in places where it’s not allowed, and leave places the way you found them – or preferably cleaner.